Woman: Let’s cook something together for the weekend at home.
Man: Let’s sign up cooking lesson (sending her link of a website on MSN).

Woman: We can shop for ingredients together.
Man: No buying of ingredients, no washing, no cleaning. Just cook and eat.

Woman: You cook, I’ll watch.
Man: You eat what I cooked and I’ll eat what you cooked (Obviously aware of his incompetent culinary skill).

Woman: Then we get to spend time doing something together alone.
Man: We still get to spend time together.

Woman: *roll eyes*
Man: *Grinz*